Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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