Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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