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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6760 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 664048 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 38 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!