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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9707 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
