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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9700 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4886 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!