BRUH… LOOK AT THIS DUDE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	7589
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	7936
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	1852	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	5227
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	622116	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4509	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8923
Animals Bred:	145	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ores Mined:	5428	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no