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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9114 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7180 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!