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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2534 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 2457 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Votes: | 7498 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3254 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
