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Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	3217
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	855613	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	5942	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	682194	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	235	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	7849	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9014	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	115
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2378
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7