BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	284	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4726
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	7105
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	194
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crops Grown:	8724	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	2734	Zombie Dances:	4

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4420	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	511616
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	8086	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	3098

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

mc.almighty.pro