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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6566 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!
