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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8858 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4891 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!