Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6268

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

beneficial, Happiness, happiness boost, improved life, Investment, life changing, life improvement, LifeImprovement, lifestyle upgrade, long-term benefit, Minecraft, personal growth, positive impact, Purchase, quality of life, satisfaction, self improvement, self-care, smart buy, smp, value for money, well-being, worth it

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	166
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FetishCraft

bizarre fetish, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic interests, fetishistic tendencies, kink, Kinky, odd fetish, offbeat fetish, peculiar fetish, quirky fetish, strange fetish, uncommon fetish, unconventional fetish, unique fetish, unusual fetish, unusual kink, weird fetish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	573	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyComrades

activism, CraftyComrades, Defence Ministry, demonstration, family, freedom of speech, Government, injustice, Military, mobilised soldiers, Pray, protest, protest movement, RIGHTS, russia, Russian, social change, solidarity, Stay home, Support, Wives

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.