Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Emeralds Found:	9733
Animals Bred:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabyBlockParty

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8708	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1502
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	7160
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	431808
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2622
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!