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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 222 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!