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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8701 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!