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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9939 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.
But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.
