BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server

advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).

Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?

So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	688	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3251
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7720
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7898
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5212	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	299	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	5989

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	6166
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8600	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	9775
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	170633
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.