BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server

advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).

Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?

So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	814	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchantments Applied:	297	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	5938	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	277027
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	3310	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4838	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2427
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.