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BoomerCraft SMP

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You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	75
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	357710	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted pork chop, and a community of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

S’moreCraft – The Original Toasty Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a friday night. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of rebellious chickens armed with golden swords.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines, complete with disco balls made of redstone. you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil mobs with enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. who needs reality when you can have a slice of pure madness in our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	2885
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

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Voxirealm – Vanilla server without a huge number of plugins. Our motto is “The whole world is in the hands of the players,” because we allow the majority to decide the fate of the world on the server. We are for a transparent system of administration and privileges, so any decision of administrators can be challenged. We are for the pleasure of players on the server, and not for primitive siphoning of money.

BE SURE TO GO TO DISCORD AND APPLY FOR THE WHITELIST!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!

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Server Information:
Server Name:	Pandamium Snapshot Server
Description:	An experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
IP:	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version:	24w40a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.2 / 1.22)
Discord:	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website:	https://www.pandamium.com/

Overview:

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Features:

TPA
Homes
Mailing
Discord-to-Minecraft chat link
Ranks
Mini blocks
Mob heads for every mob in the game and variants
Custom advancements

FAQ:

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.

2. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

3. Is the overworld and nether ever reset?

The End is reset every month, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

4. What mods or data packs are used on the server?

The server uses Carpet and Lithium for performance, a mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, and various data packs for additional features.

5. Can I join multiple towns and participate in a diamond-based trading economy?

Yes, there are multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy.

6. Are there any server events or activities?

The server hosts watch parties for Minecraft Live and a monthly enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs.

7. How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

You can contact the helpful staff team on the server or Discord for any issues or requests.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WaveCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a legendary Resonator that will guide you on your quest to greatness. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, ready to challenge you to an epic battle for supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before. And don’t forget to sign in for our Gifts of Sea Breeze event, where you’ll receive amazing rewards just for logging in every day.

Feeling social? Join our Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event and team up with other players to take down powerful foes. And if you need a break from all the action, check out our collection of hilarious emotes to add some flair to your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wuthering Waves today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockPartyBanned

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Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	2138	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPigsVsCreepers

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Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	91	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

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When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crops Grown:	4430	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4550	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyWakeUpLand

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Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1404
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	197	Farms Harvested:	290

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyPridePalace

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Buildings Constructed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3