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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5276 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.