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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8301 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4107 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5389 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.