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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4116 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.