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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4653 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.