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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 328 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 518931 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.