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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8366 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!