BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8000	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5973
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2774
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.