BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5582	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mines Excavated:	4165
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Emeralds Found:	3302	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8047	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Potions Brewed:	78	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2814
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4933
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1728
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crops Grown:	5940	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	1740

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.