BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!

If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	688	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2453	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	766	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ores Mined:	7630	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8955	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	6585	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	New Chunks Explored:	321154
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	23	New Chunks Explored:	788524
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!