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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8737 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7300 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!