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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3904 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 9334 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!