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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5490 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2652 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 6949 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.
Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!