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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2887 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!
