Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DefemCraft

    DefemCraft

    MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Valhallus

    Valhallus

    Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

    We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

    RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

    Have fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 185 Alien Abductions: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • skyblock.in

    skyblock.in

    Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

    | How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • THE CORE

    THE CORE

    Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1769

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Halcyon Realm

    Halcyon Realm

    Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

    Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

    Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191 Ores Mined: 7774
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LightLegends

    LightLegends

    Lightlegends

    Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

    Economy | Skyblock | Farmwelten Creative | PvP | Events TS³ | Portal | HP

    Global Address: Lightlegends.de

    Euer LightLegends – Team

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Animals Bred: 86 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Farms Harvested: 142 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EverPvP

    EverPvP

    Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 498 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LastOfUsSMP

    LastOfUsSMP

    Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • VentruTech

    VentruTech

    VentruTech Minecraft Community!

    We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

    We hope to see y’all soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KraftKings

    KraftKings

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3987 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • New Era City

    New Era City

    Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Potions Brewed: 84 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UltimateMinecraft

    UltimateMinecraft

    Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

    For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

    Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7964

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DigitalForge

    DigitalForge

    Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Purplecraft

    Purplecraft

    Purplecraft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1078
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Havoc In Paradise

    Havoc In Paradise

    Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

    We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

    Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

    Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

    Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

    We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 730 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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