Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Squidcraft

    Squidcraft
    Squidcraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4461 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Insaneprison OP prison

    Insaneprison OP prison

    An op prison server with plots, and factions and A-z ranks! Come join today, best OP prison server! Insanity-MC has one of the fastest growing op prison servers out there! We thrive for the best!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Insomniagames

    Insomniagames

    Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

    Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

    Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

    Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3686 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    ☆Your journey begins here☆

    Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

    ★Features★

    ✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

    ✔Shops

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • McGroove Hunger Games

    McGroove Hunger Games

    Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

    We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

    Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dimension Hops: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DexlFactions

    DexlFactions

    Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Animals Bred: 81
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • touchedcraft

    touchedcraft

    ♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr ♦

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CrimsonSkylands

    CrimsonSkylands

    Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 71
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GCW Survival Server

    GCW Survival Server

    A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • InsaneMc

    InsaneMc

    Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

    [Cracked server] Open 24h

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

    Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

    Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 3169
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ViperSplit

    ViperSplit

    Hey guys join this server please

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftPimp

    CraftPimp

    Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Crops Grown: 4241 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Ores Mined: 3048 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Realm Adventures

    Realm Adventures

    3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

    hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

    admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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