Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Villages Defended: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SkyyLands

    SkyyLands

    Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

    Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

    Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • kazzolina

    kazzolina

    “AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

    -snoopy

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7661 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Gods Slained: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PaxArtfex

    PaxArtfex

    Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

    mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

    Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

    TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Skyblock-France

    Skyblock-France

    French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Animals Bred: 67 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftingNation

    CraftingNation
    CraftingNation

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Animals Bred: 111 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5086

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MinePT Network

    MinePT Network

    Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

    Come play with us now!!

    Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

    Come play with us!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TheDarkAge

    TheDarkAge

    WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Mines Excavated: 3198 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BAAACraft

    BAAACraft

    BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine51

    Mine51

    Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

    We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 136 Chimeras Created: 1
    Farms Harvested: 349 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Dextopia Network

    Dextopia Network

    Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

    We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NorthPVP

    NorthPVP

    NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ArtieriamCraft

    ArtieriamCraft

    Bored? Looking for something new?

    Join ArtieriamCraft!

    Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

    What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

    As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VastPvP 2.0

    VastPvP 2.0

    Factions and OP Kit PvP!

    VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

    VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

    Join Now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lockcraft ONLINE

    Lockcraft ONLINE

    Lockcraft      ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

    -Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

    IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ores Mined: 6114 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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