Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Dimension Hops: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Yitzy101s Prison Server

    Yitzy101s Prison Server

    Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

    Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

    We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

    Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

    We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

    * All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7777 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Outburst Designs

    Outburst Designs

    Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Nerd Nation Factions

    The Nerd Nation Factions

    Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Novylen

    Novylen
    Novylen

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 60 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

    Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

    Minecraft Portugal Community

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9973 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CursedMC

    CursedMC

    Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

    Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

    We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zedwork Vanilla

    Zedwork Vanilla

    Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

    Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

    Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

    Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

    The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

    Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

    Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2464 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horsecraftnl

    Horsecraftnl

    Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Alien Abductions: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9636 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toro League

    Toro League

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Potions Brewed: 115

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BuildingParadise

    BuildingParadise

    Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AmishSMP

    AmishSMP

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Liberty Survival

    Liberty Survival

    1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

    Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

    News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BioBroodGaming

    BioBroodGaming

    A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

    The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

    The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

    Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aethier

    Aethier

    Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

    Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Buxville

    Buxville

    Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

    Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

    There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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