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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1423 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
Emeralds Found: | 7429 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2891 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!