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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8350 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
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Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
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So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!