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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9503 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
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Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!