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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8508 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 1940 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 |
Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
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