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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6965 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 5648 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1333 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
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