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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5979 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Mines Excavated: | 2882 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!