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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5368 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 165 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!