Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
Magical Moments Shared: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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