Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 9553 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Ores Mined: 6086 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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