Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Endless Night Skies: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1427 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

    Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3476 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Potions Brewed: 73 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Star Shards Collected: 276

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3986 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1175 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Dimension Hops: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6090 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1020

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6072 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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