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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1525 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9197 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.