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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4042 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.