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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7309
Emeralds Found:	7630	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2428	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5642
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyRejects

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Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyHalalCafe

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so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	4016	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	183
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1644	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CookCraftCo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	413

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3787	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MissileDefenseCraft

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lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nail Clipping Simulator

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3972	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0